Retirement

There are many things that I would be proud of If I'd only invented them such as the wheel The washing machine and the tumble dryer On these inventions surely I could retire I want to retire, no longer required I want to get by without the man on my back A tear in my eye with a heart full of pride I must go out on a high and tell nobody why There are many things that I know I could do If I'd only have wanted to, such as create The perfect soul mate everyone would admire On this creation surely I could retire I want to retire, no longer required I want to get by without the man on my back A tear in my eye with a heart full of pride I must go out on a high and not to answer to why I want to retire, inform the suppliers I'll leave the party in style and not to be carried out Without a cloud in the sky I got my fingers in pies A golden watch on my side will measure my free time Now my place in history is surely a*sured I will be remembered here forevermore Brand new product in place and a potential buyer Up on this next transaction surely I could retire I want to retire, no longer required I want to get by without the man on my back A tear in my eye with a heart full of pride I must go out on a high and not to answer to why I want to retire, inform the suppliers I'll leave the party in style and not to be carried out Without a cloud in the sky I got my fingers in pies A golden watch on my side will measure my free time