Old Lady From Carlsbad

Met an old lady in Carlsbad Who got bit on the ankle by a spider It swelled on up to about the size of her knee She was carrying clothes in a plastic bag and breathing kinda heavy Havin' a hard day was plane to see She said "somebody stole my shopping cart it's sittin' out side the door I dont understand, who could be so cruel?" She said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with And well the wipper-snapper that took it is a fool" And now I'm walkin' with an old lady Down to the corner bus stop Talkin' about Jesus and how her heart he won Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop She said expect you a miracle before the day be done.