Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind

I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind Things that never cross a man's mind Let's turn off the TV, now can't we just talk? Let's lay here and cuddle 'til we both drift off If we don't make love that'll be just fine Things that never cross a man's mind That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it That car is too fast, this beer is too cold And watching all this football is sure getting old Wish I was working this weekend Not on the lake wetting my line Things that never cross a man's mind Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight Her legs are too long and her heels are too high Boy, she looks like the marrying kind Things that never cross a man's mind That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it That car is too fast, this beer is too cold And watching all this football is sure getting old Wish I was working this weekend Not on the lake wetting my line Things that never cross a man's mind I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixing to starve That movie was good except for the violent parts Brad Pitt is s*xy, why did he change his hair? I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer These curtains clash with the carpet The color scheme is a crime Things that never cross a man's mind Things that never cross a man's mind