Keg In The Closet

We had a dog named Bocephus livin in the front yard He liked sleeping out on top of the car He drank beer out of the mason jar And he climb up on everyone in bed A white frame house in a college town A bunch of people always hangin' around No real problems we needed to drown But we tried our best anyway We went to cla*s just to pa*s the time Back in '89 We had a keg in the closet Pizza on the floor Left over from the night before Where we were going we didn't really care We had all we ever wanted In that keg in the closet This ol' guitar taught me how to score Right there on that Lambda Chi porch Mary Ann taught me a little more About wanting what you can't have Sweatshirts and flag football Spring breaks down in Panama For a while we had it all We never dreamed it wouldn't last We went to cla*s just to pa*s the time Back in '89 We had a keg in the closet Pizza on the floor Left over from the night before Where we were going we didn't really care We had all we ever wanted In that keg in the closet We all kinda went our separate ways But I swear it seems like yesterday Keg in the closet Pizza on the floor Left over from the night before Where we were going we didn't really care We had all we ever wanted In that keg in the closet Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm