Ten With A Two

Last night, downtown I was drinking the booze Like it was going out if style My whole head got light, I lost my eyesight I ain't been that drunk in awhile Along about one I spotted a queen and I started to make my move Ah, she was believing every line I was laying Lord I was just too cool Well, I thought I had died and gone to heaven But Lord did I look like a fool Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinking But Lord, when I get on that booze! I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman But I sure woke up with a few Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two Hell, I made up my mind I was never gonna find myself in that condition again Here I sit on the same barstool And just look at the shape I'm in I done spotted me another queen sitting at a table alone So I strolled on over and sat myself down And asked if I could take her home When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed But boy did I look like a fool Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinking But Lord when I get on that booze! I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman But I sure woke up with a few Last night I came in at two with a ten But at ten I woke up with a two Now you may laugh but if you've got the cash I'll bet you ten to one you have too