Pancake Breakfast Lyrics

Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
Slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won't permit it
My problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it
And I'm not your average rapper
Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper
So bitch better watch your back
'cause I push more power than a marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky
Some say I can't flow but muther f**ker don't test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this cock
Kid rock's my mother f**kin name
Bitch u know me so pa*s the o.e.
And don't talk about takin me out
'cause I got your girl and I'm makin her shout
Just like a piano I'm really grand
And I got more riffs than steely dan
Some friends call me fly
But most just call me when they wanna get high
It ain't the disco cisco kid muther f**ker
It's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
d**k-swingin' pus*y lickin' punk
Little skinny muther f**ker and I'm not no hunk
But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
And I turn more tricks than tony hawk
Walk with a limp 'cause I pimp like a pro
And if ya dis me punk I'll f**k your ho
And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
And it ain't shit to me to just beat a
M.c. down who looks like a d**k
Jumpin 'round like a homo on a pogo stick
Yo rock, what's up stop being a jerk
And just "give 'em an example of how a d.j. works"
'cause it's blackjack and I got two aces
Been many places seen many faces
And everywhere I go people wanna jive
So I keep my fingers on my .45
So don't cross my dusty path
Or I'll put my foot up in crusty a*s
Don't front ho pa*s the jay
Then hear me m.c. and watch me d.j.
To the beat y'all and I won't stop
And i'ma rock this shit till your eardrums pop
Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie
But I don't let bullshit spoil my high

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