Pancake Breakfast

Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe Slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike Never uptight my high won't permit it My problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it And I'm not your average rapper Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper So bitch better watch your back 'cause I push more power than a marshall stack Never the wack but oh so pesky Some say I can't flow but muther f**ker don't test me And if you arrest me you dumb cop I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this cock Kid rock's my mother f**kin name Bitch u know me so pa*s the o.e. And don't talk about takin me out 'cause I got your girl and I'm makin her shout Just like a piano I'm really grand And I got more riffs than steely dan Some friends call me fly But most just call me when they wanna get high It ain't the disco cisco kid muther f**ker It's the outlasting shotgun-blasting d**k-swingin' pus*y lickin' punk Little skinny muther f**ker and I'm not no hunk But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks And I turn more tricks than tony hawk Walk with a limp 'cause I pimp like a pro And if ya dis me punk I'll f**k your ho And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk I move quick like a cheetah And it ain't shit to me to just beat a M.c. down who looks like a d**k Jumpin 'round like a homo on a pogo stick Yo rock, what's up stop being a jerk And just "give 'em an example of how a d.j. works" 'cause it's blackjack and I got two aces Been many places seen many faces And everywhere I go people wanna jive So I keep my fingers on my .45 So don't cross my dusty path Or I'll put my foot up in crusty a*s Don't front ho pa*s the jay Then hear me m.c. and watch me d.j. To the beat y'all and I won't stop And i'ma rock this shit till your eardrums pop Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie But I don't let bullshit spoil my high