Scared Straight

Aright so you niggaz wanna know how a nigga is up in jail Servin' a forty to life sentence for dope that wasn't even his Just sit back and listen, I'll tell you It's a hilarious day boy, and it's a wild, wild chain of events That get yo a*s in here Mama, I don't wanna sell birds no more (I got a f**kin' funny story to tell you) They pushed me down and locked me up, put my face on the floor (You remember me and big Paul and my whole crew nigga?) They took my money and my credit card, now I'm poor (Government snitches are amazin') Mama, I don't wanna sell crack no more (Just listen, only take about three minutes, just listen) After high school, I gained lots o' weight And I ain't talkin' 'bout calories put on by steak The recipe I'm cookin' may send me upstate Use bakin' soda, cook the pie, collect cake Now Pillsbury, these niggaz kick down doors Find out what mills bury Shit's very intense and critical And when we drew pistols shit got pitiful The first lick was bullshit, a half a brick We robbed the middle man and a bum bitch, the dumb bitch But between me and him and that hoe We walked away with eighteen and a bigger score Some nigga named Salvatore from El Salvador Got silver teeth and a scar on his jaw Young Antonio Montana, held up mansion North Atlanta We hit 'em hard as doors hammer, yeah Mama, I don't wanna sell birds no more (Okay, I know whachu thinkin', it's on righ, we on righ, we on) They pushed me down and locked me up, put my face on the floor (Hold up, hold up, hold up) (Be patient, be patient, listen to the rest, listen, listen) They took my money and my credit card, now I'm poor (Man I feel like a a*shole just tellin' you this man) Mama, I don't wanna sell crack no more (Tell the kid to give me the card, check it out) (Here's where it gets interestin', follow this shit) This spot had more birds than a pet shop More gunz than a Vietnam vet, we was set Loaded up the work and let's jet My nigga big Paul loaded up the u-haul A thousand pounds uncut raw Hold on, whose that I saw in the distance? Did he have a crew offerin' a*sistance? Paul said it's probably nothin', a small animal or somethin' My nerves got to jumpin', I swear I heard somethin' I pointed the four fifth in the wind and started thumpin' The blue lights is comin', my crew is runnin' Cops is everywhere, they keep comin' All of us sick, and all of us caught, holdin' our d**k We robbed the niggaz same day the f**kin' feds hit We robbed the niggaz same day the f**kin' feds hit Me and Salvatore f**ked up in the mix That middle man and dumb bitch, them niggaz snitched, god damn Mama, I don't wanna sell birds no more (So young man, that's why the f**k I'm sittin' here wearin' these pants) They pushed me down and locked me up, put my face on the floor (I hear Salvatore got extradited or some shit) They took my money and my credit card, now I'm poor (The bum bitch that snitched, who knows?) Mama I don't wanna sell crack no more (Man I shoulda f**kin' stayed in job corp) Stayed my f**kin' a*s in job corp, doin' dumb a*s shit Now I'm f**kin' round witch all stupid a*s niggaz too Ain't no niggaz in jail but dumb niggaz Niggaz threw me out, true niggaz are out f**k that, I was stupid, I'm in jail And most the niggaz in here with me stupid too