In These Shoes?

I once met a man with a sense of adventure He was dressed to trill Wherever he went he said "let's make love on a mountain top Under the stars, on a big hard rock" I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the peace corps?" I said, "Honey, let's do it here" So we're sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes He says, "I got a powerful horse outside Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride I know a little place We can get there 'fore the break of day" I said "In these shoes? No way Jose" I said "Honey, let's stay right here No le guta caminar No puede montar a caballo Como se puede bailar Es un escandalo Then I met an Englishman "Oh," he said, "Are you American?" "Won't you walk up and down on my spine It makes me feel strangely alive" I said, "In these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive" I said, "Honey, let's do it" No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo Como se puede bailar Es un escandalo