True Life Hero

Last time I went swimming I started to drown and my head it went down And then the lifeguard he jumped in Grabbed hold of my hair and he pulled me to ground He was A true life hero Friend of every man and child A true life hero I really do think it'd be wild I wonder what it would be like To be the ultramaroon who was first on the moon 'Cause who could help but dislike A man it is known has the guts of a prune Wanna be A true life hero Friend of every man and child A true life hero Well I really do think it'd be wild I could never be like him I could never be strong 'cause I'm always wrong So I'll just sit here thinking How nice it would be if it only was me who was A true life hero Friend of every man and child A true life hero I really do think it'd be wild A true life hero A true life hero A true life A real life A true life hero