A Warning

I'm a monster so don't walk my way Don't trust my smile my teeth are like knives I'll drag you down and s*ck you dry Don't laugh at my jokes, the punchline is murder Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a choke hold I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see Believe everything you've ever heard about me, s*ck it up If you see me coming don't stop, just turn and walk the other way I will not lie about what I have done I will not lie about what I will do to you The sweat of my exertion is pure poison, I'm hell