Long Tall Glasses

I was travellin' down the road feelin' hungry and cold I saw a sign sayin', food and drinks for everyone So naturally I thought I would take me a look inside I saw so much food there was water coming from my eyes Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey There was caviar and long tall gla*ses with wine up to y'are And somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair Said, "Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire" You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance, I can't dance I am a man of the road, a hobo by name I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game But if it's all the same to you then yes, I will try my hand If you were hungry as me then I'm sure you will understand Hmm, now wait a minute of course I can dance Of course I can dance, I'm sure I can dance I'm sure I can dance, I can dance I can dance, I really hit the floor, ah, it feels good, look at me dancing I did a Two Step, Quick Step and a Bossanova A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino You should have seen me moving right across the floor Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm coming back for more I can dance, oh yes, I can dance Look at me dance on the floor movin' I feel good, I can dance, I can dance I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance