Fatman In The Bathtub

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands & knees He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?" She said "No, no honey, not tonite, comeback Monday, well you comeback Tuesday, then i might." I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to? My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to? My Juanita. Well, i dont want nobody who wont die for dance. Dont throw me no speed cars cause i die tryin. Throw me line, throw me a dime. Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues. I hear you moan, i hear you moan--moan Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run. Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs "All i want in this life and time is some good clean fun, All i want in this life and time is some hit and run!" I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to? My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to? My Juanita Well i put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down, But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town. Throw me line, now show me a sign. Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues I hear you moan, i hear you moan, yea