The Crablouse

I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams The secret of the crablouse Here's a message for the girls about vaginas And the consequence of fiddling with a partner Mind your labia they're never out of danger If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area It's the crablouse that's out to get ya! It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair Shake your pus*y wen the bastard's there It's there to stay, s*cks all day It's there to bite, my parasite The little vampire, horny and so greedy It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick A party animal, a pervert and a pig If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva Stumbles through your body right into your vulva Then waits patiently until a penetration Gets it out of there and right into salvation It's there to stay, s*cks all day It's there to bite, my parasite Now we know the little crablouse is a raver You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor It's unbearable, funky and so cool A real smarta*s and nobody's fool If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem We all know that it's connected with his scrotum He might tell you that his undie is too tight But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right It's there to stay, s*cks all day It's there to bite, my parasite My love machine, my maddest dream Turns me on, makes me come