The Pill

You wined me and dined me When I was your girl Promised if Id be your wife Youd show me the world But all Ive seen of this old world Is a bed and a doctor bill Im tearin down your brooder house Cause now Ive got the pill All these years Ive stayed at home While you had all your fun And every year thats gone by Another babys come Theres a gonna be some changes made Right here on nursery hill Youve set this chicken your last time Cause now Ive got the pill This old maternity dress Ive got Is goin in the garbage The clothes Im wearin from now on Wont take up so much yardage Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills Yeah Im makin up for all those years Since Ive got the pill Im tired of all your crowin How you and your hens play While holdin a couple in my arms Anothers on the way This chickens done tore up her nest And Im ready to make a deal And ya cant afford to turn it down Cause you know Ive got the pill This incubator is overused Because youve kept it filled The feelin good comes easy now Since Ive got the pill Its gettin dark its roostin time Tonights too good to be real Oh but daddy dont you worry none Cause mamas got the pill Oh daddy dont you worry none Cause mamas got the pill