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At the station you can meet her With that smile you couldn't cheat her A woman that kind is hard to find It's good to take a girl In the not so very good world And walk in the park until it gets dark Sometimes I feel ugly and old Excuse me, baby, if I'm acting bold My head gets hot but my feet aren't cold Excuse me if you will Take a breather on a bench Helps to build up the suspense Then the two of you go to a movie show If she's a woman there's a chance That she maybe likes to dance So you go to the hall and you out step 'em all Don't make a hullabaloo, I'm not the hoi polloi I'll try any trick and I'll pull any ploy I'm a used up twentieth century boy Excuse me if you will She takes you home to meet the folks Laughing at the fathers jokes Shall we watch TV? It's all right with me Time to go, you're going to miss her In the doorway try to kiss her Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it would If I was 16 again I'd give my eyetooth I'm tired and I'm hungry and I'm looking for my youth I'm a little uncool and I'm a little uncouth Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you will At the station you can meet her With that smile you couldn't cheat her A woman that kind is hard to find