Ode To A Pittsburgh

Pennsylvania's western daughter With your tubes of liberty Princess of pig-iron slaughter With your boyfriend Carnegie Oh you were stained gla*sed You were smokestacked You were laid in cobblestone You were trolley car tracked And for you the red sky shone And while thieves, and black-sleeved buccaneers Pitched and kicked their orbs It was for you that I cheered my wild cheers In the field of Mr Forbes I sent cinnamints from Shadyside I paid homage from The Hill Oh no, it cannot be denied And Cola-Coke can't kill Let the trees in Chemney grow strong May the bagpipes never burst Let the Allegheny roll right along May I thirst the Duquesne thirst May your steel mills stand forever And your Learning Tower too May Mellon remain clever Good luck and God bless you