Old Flames Have New Names

I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho But swore that I'd be back again, pick up where I left off, oh man Grown up s*xy Texas babies, I got back in town tonight Anticipating much delight I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers All my old flames have new names There's a lot of girls in town Who tied the knot and settled down I thought I'd start a fire with one of my old flames But they've all got new names My s*xy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport My pretty little black-eyed Susie's now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife They don't want to recognize this old familiar face I'm just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days All my old flames have new names There's a lot of girls in town Who tied the knot and settled down I thought I'd start a fire with one of my old flames But they've all got new names