Think Like A Woman

I'm standin' with somethin' in my hand That don't look too flower like She slammed the pretty part In the door jam, left me and the stems outside On my way back from fishin' I thought if I brought a dozen roses home She'd smile when I told her There was one for each day that I'd been gone I tried to think like a woman Find out where that pretty head was at I tried to think like a woman But I don't guess a woman thinks like that I'm underneath the window With my guitar in the back yard, soakin' wet She poured what I'm afraid Might've been toilet water on my head And I thought when she heard this song I wrote her on my way back into town It would cool her off but it appears It worked the other way around I tried to think like a woman Find out where that pretty head was at I tried to think like a woman But I don't guess a woman thinks like that I'm just gettin' comfortable in the dog house When she pulls the curtains And I see her peakin' out Well, I lay here lookin' sad a while Suffer some and then she smiles It's all slowly dawnin' on me now I tried to think like a woman Where she wanted me was, right where I was at I tried to think like a woman If I was sweet though, she'd cut me some slack Oh but I don't think a woman thinks like that I know she don't