Two Gun Daddy

My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call I got one in my boot top, one in my overalls (Yodel) Well, I rode me some freight trains, I've rode me some aeroplanes I've rode some freight trains, I've rode some aeroplanes I don't care how I travel, I'll get there just the same Give me water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry Water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry Play me some sad, sad music when I want to cry (Yodel) Well, I got me a good line and it works every time I got me a good line it works every time When I start to use it women all stand in line You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true If you don't believe me, woman, let me try my line on you (Yodel) (Yodel) (Yodel)