T.U.S.A.

Now this is serious! if theres one thing in this country that really bothers me Is the inability of yanks to make a good cup of tea Instructions are printed on the teabag But either they cant read Or they think its a gag Pour boiling water over the tea How simple and clear can the instructions be? They bring you a cup with a lemon slice And an unopened tea bag beside it (how nice) And a pot of water and it may be hot But boiling it isnt so tea you have not Why cant we Get our tea We need tea To set us free Its boiling water that brings out teas flavor With a dash of milk youve a real brew to savor They drink luke brown water that looks like gnat pee And its got nothing to do with a good cup of tea Pour boiling water over the tea How simple and clear Can the instructions be? Pour boiling water over the tea Pour boiling water over the tea