The Mole People

One day an archaeologist was digging underground And he dug through mud and he dug through stones And he dug cleared down to the great unknown And what you suppose he found, running all around The mole people, they lived in a hole people Deep down in the earth They've dug the busy world of their own Listen, you'll hear them Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp You might wonder just what do they do under They happen to drive-in movie, TV or telephone All they can do is Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp In the lower birth, underneath the earth You'll see them zag and zig They never fly, same as you and I To get somewhere they dig, dig, dig Mole people, they live in a hole people They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp They have to dig and hack, China and back So they'll have room for romp So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp Under Boston ma*s, they're a better cla*s They have that Harvard block What a mess at a Bronx address A subway train came through the wall Mole people, they live in a hole people They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp They have to dig and hack to China in fact So they'll have room to romp So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp