I Finally Passed The Bar

There's a party in my honor at my house, tonight A few of my ol' drinking buddies will be droppin' by They'll come to celebrate my graduation After eight long years of higher education Here's to me, I finally pa*sed the bar As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard I can't believe at last, I finally pa*sed the bar I've got an awful lot of memories that I can't recall But I know from those old stories, I must have had a ball Well, with the money that I spent on my tuition What would you do hoss? Well, I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin', oh well Here's to me, I finally pa*sed the bar As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard I can't believe at last, I finally pa*sed the bar I was first in my cla*s to the bottom of a gla*s But it was killin' me, tell me about it I used to get loaded But now I've been voted most likely to succeed Here's to me, I finally pa*sed the bar As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard Well, I can't believe at last, I finally pa*sed the bar I can't believe at last, I finally pa*sed the bar Congratulations