Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

It took me five bars saw, 30 license plates I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool So I walked right in barehanded She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do She kissed him while I got a beer She didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk Came across kinda cheap to me but hey hows that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl step up to the plate I wanna pitch little hussy Well, those pretty girls their game But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, hey I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail Well, baby to a hammer everything looked like a nail, I was mad as hell Well, those pretty girls they're all the same But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend