Beach Side Property

"Wow," said the broken Californian down On the beach that used to be by the beach Town hasn't moved but's gettin' closer, losin' ground Makin' better views and close relaxin' sounds Ground sure don't like the way it's treated so now It's movin' back to the sea Plan to hitch a ride with the river 'Cause deep down plumbin' life is too cramped for me I got wood legs and bow legs and no legs at all Goddamn, would you take a collect call? Oh no, I don't understand I got poor eyes and sore eyes and no eyes at all Goddamn would you take a fall? Oh no, I don't like this plan It was a staple of bra*s tacks and waxed backs Oh yeah, a message left on the forehead of God Sent sealed and signed by the saints who sang this song This song, this song We're goin' union like they say We'll buy the congregation Then one day, you'll find us sittin' In your chairs with big ideas of stocks and shares We're goin' union like they say We'll buy the congregation Then one day, you'll find us sittin' In your chairs with big ideas of stocks and shares