F U Santa Claus

Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus You little fat faced queer I’ve been meaning to whoop your a*s I think I’ll do it this year You ain’t brought my kids no toys That is the big old story I’ll have to buy them all myself And you’ll get the goddamn glory Soooo… Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus Don’t land on my house If you do, I swear to God I’ll let my pit bull out She is nursing four damn puppies And when I say attack She’ll climb up the damn chimney and She’ll bite you on your sack Soooo… Bite me Santa Claus, Bite me Santa Claus Don’t come round this year With that damn old rusty sleigh And them mangy a*s reindeer Dancer is a but hole Dancer is a fag Tell Rudolph I’ll make venison sausage Outta his frickin’ a*s Soooo… F U Santa Claus, F U Santa Claus Lord, hear my prayer I hope that you get a*s raped by That Coke commercial Polar Bear You never brought me nothin’ Just a hunk of coal So if you come by my house I will shove it up your fat a*s hole And then I’m gonna whoop your a*s Behind the damn North Pole