Mark and Greg's Halloween

I’m Mark And I’m Greg And this is your spook… Ey Halloween song Start the truck up, bitch And hand me a beer We’re about to have some fun Snatch that coloured’s candy sack That’s my candy Shut up, black! Go call your daddy if he’s near I ain’t seen my daddy in years We’re done with blacks now on to queers Stop the truck and this pink house Be quiet, it has a baby mouse Now stop that faggot’s (Smash, splat)! That’s what you get for s*ckin’ cock! That’s what you get for s*ckin’ cock! Halloween, Halloween I’m drinking beer, beer, beer I’m stayin’ away from queers on Halloween I love drinking beer on Halloweeen I love you Halloween! I need to pee, please stop the truck Shut Up Mark, here’s a bingo cup I filled it up, what do I do? If only we could find a Jew If only we could find a Jew I see one he’s right in our tracks He’s dressed up and he’s on the back I need a shot so slow her down There’s a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town There’s a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town Halloween, Halloween Our favourite time of year I’m drinkin’ 18 beers on Halloween I love to drink on Halloween I’m tired. What are we doing driving? Halloween’s over we must rest We dream of s*xy Savannah’s bre*sts Shut Up Mark, turn off the light I’m still laughing about that piece of cock (Laughing) piece of cock (Laughing) Piece of Cock Piece of Cock