Alsatian Cousin

Were you and he lovers ? And would you say so if you were ? On a forecourt, on a Friday Pa*sing my way Ohh ohh ohh Were you and he lovers ? And if you were, then say that you were On a groundsheet Under canvas with your tent flap Open wide A note upon his desk 'P.S. bring me home and have me' Leather elbows on a tweed coat, oh Is that the best you can do? So came his reply "But on the desk is where I want you" So I ask even though I know Oh, were you and he lovers ? Oh oh ahh ah ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah Ahh ah ah