We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

We hate it when our friends become successful We hate it when our friends become successful Oh, look at those clothes Now look at that face, it's so old And such a video Well, it's really laughable Ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha We hate it when our friends become successful And if they're northern, that makes it even worse And if we can destroy them You bet your life we will destroy them If we can hurt them Well, we may as well, it's really laughable Ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha You see, it should've been me It could've been me Everybody knows Everybody says so They say, "Ah, you have loads of songs So many songs, oh, songs and they can stand Verse, chorus and middle eighth Break a fade, just listen" La, la-la, la-la La, la-la, la-la La, la-la, la-la ...