The Lazy Boy

I have a life of pleasure I am suspended in armchair leisure I put my feet on the ottoman (empire) Here in a world of turmoil I have my comfort in control And the answer's reclining (it's obvious) CHORUS: Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy) "Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy) Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy) A place to pa*s the time away (the lazy boy) Here I keep tabs on Euro-stocks I have a stereo that rocks! And I take calls in the bathtub (it's cellular) There is a console to my right With reruns of Charlie's Angels every night I can't keep track of the blond one (the third one) CHORUS At the end of the day it's the chair I trust The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust Fine all the time is the way I feel Cracking the code of the "Let's make a deal!" I can change my world 'cause my boy's on wheels Improve your lifestyle, you must get real! I was a down and out Canuck Now I have put my faith in lazy luck Since they removed all the barriers (49th parallel) CHORUS