After School Special

(One, Two, Three, Four) (One, Two, Three, Four) My mom is better than Your mom and your dad too She knows nutrition well That's why I'm trim & lean Because she cooks She cleans She lies...she says I'm handsome Once dad hit me so hard Mom felt it on her cheek Because she cooks She cleans She lies...she says I am handsome (that's right) My mom Is better than Your mom and your dad too She's there when she needs to be there That's why I'm here today Because she cooks She cleans She lies...she says... You f**kin' lied to me