Little Bag Of Hair

Nintendo machines in hospitals are always broken Chewing jay cloths relieves the pain from mouth ulcers I've got a crush on a girl But I'm gonna have to work on that They say that being in the army makes you hard But I don't know about that Ice cream blender, pocket money spender Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour Let's play nurses and doctors Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come I used to have a little bag of hair And wish it was my hair My Dad would bring me Airfix fighters The glue would get all over the bed At my fingertips enough morphine to put me in that jet A 4am that little red button was all I had left Ice cream blender, pocket money spender Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour Let's play nurses and doctors Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come... (thanks to Sal for this lyric)