That Nigga Ain't Shit!

I woke up this morning d**k rock hard had to piss so bad That shit made me say God Lord, d**k harder then a Armadillo So I went in the bathroom and drained the little fellow Flush the toilet, washed my hands, took off my silk shirt And piss down my pants I was rolling to meet this Bitch in 'bout an hour [Incomprehensible] and grabbed And toweled and jumped my stankin' a*s in the shower And now I'm feelin' better at least I'm smellin' better instead Of a combination of pus*y and cheddar, I still smelled like Last night's f**k, so washed my lips, fingertips But I can't forget to wipe under the nuts, blow my nose Wash my toes, then my a*shole, foggin' up the mirrors Never go wet all my f**kin' clothes, ain't that a bitch I'm already runnin' late, thinkin' I ain't got to do nothin' Now I gotta change my outfit stepped to the closet And scanned the wardrobe seen that silk shirt, Tommy, f**k it I'll wear that Polo though, Girbauds and Polo socks Slipped on the Fila's 'cause it was too hot to bust the Timbo high tops, I looked in the mirror one last time for kicks Like I really had to check, like I ain't know I was the shit Everything was in place, pearly whites, brown complexion Daily braids and daily face, mirror, mirror, wasup? Who's the most stuck up? I'm better than bitch I just f**ked that stankin' slut, that's the thought for the day I'm 'bouts to cut that hoe she can't f**k anyways Now I'm back on my mission, but before I hit the f**kin' front door Gots to hit the kitchen 'cause all the banquet didn't Is gettin' bigger man, I ain't ate shit dawg, hungrier than three niggas Grits and oatmeal, no time to cook though, f**k it I'll grab That left-over cold cut combo and now the stomachs at ease I'm 'bout the jet, but first grab the beeper, the ring They wanted the keys and now I'm ready for the street Lookin' neat, smellin' sweet from my teeth to my f**kin' feet I guess it's part of my job being colder then cold, smoother then smooth Sharper then sharp, so if you catch my in the club don't say shit Sweatin' a nigga like Micheal [Incomprehensible] Tyler don't pay bitch 'Cause I ain't that nigga that's gonna play with you or stay with you But I'll damn sure lay with you 'cause I'm that type of nigga To tell a bitch that I love 'em quick, better but not believe it Though 'cause I ain't 'bout shit That nigga ain't shit That nigga ain't 'bout shit That nigga ain't shit That nigga ain't shit That nigga ain't 'bout shit Ain't shit