12 King Pimp Commandments

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. The 12 king pimp commandments! Uh It's pimp gator Peep the ? A king pimp's been here for years representin' There's rules to this shit I'll break down a lesson Step by step Like a booklet for you to sweat And try to apply To make yourself fly No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit When idiots talk inferior shit Brush it off when you hear it Never fear it Don't put a knife to a broad Cause the penis is mightier than the sword Peep the metaphor You'll find more Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated 38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be intimidated You must play past the devils trickery Prison, liquor and hits of E Nicotine and chicks with V.D. No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at once A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness Intelligence but never with an iron-fist No. 3: only f**k with a bitch when you're both clickin' Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickens 4: must withstand all criticism Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin' jizzm It's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism That it's wrong but it isn't No. 5: never let a female be equal with you Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon Refuse to have oral-s*x with your woman unless you choose Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you She was put on earth to serve men She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you then Only animals you see lickin' s*x organs are dogs and cats Females know