Bringin' Down Dinner

The evening fog was rolling in It was getting hard to see The old white car edged down the road Headed for the double e She was bringin' down dinner for grandpa It was crawlin' with vitamins And tender as a mother's love When she saw the tv vans The side door was open There were three tvs Grandpa's face was on every one He was talkin' to a woman with a microphone She was s*xy and her hair was all done Sun green came out and met grandma then "my, you're such a beautiful girl Mother earth needs more like you You should go out now and see the world What's grandpa doin' on tv? I got his dinner in the car All these vans have blocked our road But we can carry it, it's not too far"