Honky Tonk Hiccups

I got the honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I got the honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go Honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I found the cure on the hardwood floor When I got home from work I was feeling pretty fine 'Til I started getting hiccups 'round suppertime Held my breath 'til I hit the floor But the hiccups kept coming Even more more more I asked my baby to stand up on a chair And when I wasn't looking She would give me a scare I drank a gla*s of water And I blew into a bag But the hiccups kept a-comin A nag nag nag I got the honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I got the honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go Honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I found the cure on the hardwood floor Well I was feeling low But my baby made me go Down to the honky tonk and hillbilly show An hour in the line-up And I finally made the door But the hiccups kept a-coming Even more more more First I heard the music And then I felt a beat And that's when I knew That the hiccups would retreat I headed for the dance floor I really did my best I did The Rump Jump I guess the whiskey did the rest I got the honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I got the honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go Honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I found the cure on the hardwood floor Honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I got the honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go Honky tonk hiccups Ready steady go I found the cure on the hardwood floor I found the cure on the hardwood floor The only cure is the hardwood floor