What's The Matter With Kids Today?

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or f**k or fight They stay home and read, expanding their minds Yeah, there's something wrong with the kids in my cul de sac Their always goin' to church They dress well and they're speaking articulate They show each other respect They're never late, they don't smoke or break rules They eat right, they study hard, they like school There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood