I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain 'Cause I am the egg man, we are the egg men And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob Experts, experts choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide, I'm crying Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the egg man, we are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo