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1970
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If I could read their minds
I kind of think I'd see
A lot of little questions there concerning me

For instance . . .

Has he aged, or did he lose weight?
I think I read somewhere that he's 38!
He hasn't lost his hair, he could stand a little dye!
He looks relaxed up there but what's he like inside?

How does old perra-la unwind?
I could almost read their minds!

From my publicity
I'll bet you'd like to know,
If I'll stay awake thru the entire show?
You wonder what's beneath that florida tan
Deep down inside is he . . .
A dirty old man?

What does it really take to make him lose his cool?
Does he go anywhere without that tired stool?
Does he notice girl's behinds?
I can almost read your minds!

It doesn't take a guy equipped with esp
To see what's cookin' with your curiosity!
Is "mister nice guy" just a press agent's pitch?
His dearest friends say he's a . . .

You never thought you'd see me in las vegas 'live'
I haven't played a "club" since 1885!
It's spelled out in dollar signs ( you better believe it! )
I can almost read your minds!


1980
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If I could read your minds
I kind of think I'd see
A lot of little questions there concerning me

For instance . . .

Has he aged, or did he put on weight?
I think I read somewhere that he's 38!
He hasn't lost his hair, but he could stand a little dye!
Looks relaxed up there but what's he like inside?

How does old perra-louch unwind?
I can almost read your minds!

From my publicity
I'll bet you'd like to know,
If I'll stay awake thru the entire show?
You wonder what's beneath that florida tan
Deep down inside is he . . .
A dirty old man?

You wonder what it takes to make him lose his cool?
Does he have "holy" water in his swimming pool?
Would he pinch a girl's behind?

It doesn't take a guy equipped with esp
To see what's goin' with your curiosity!
Is "mister nice guy" just a press agent's pitch?
His dearest friends say he's a . . .

Now this may sound cliché, but clichés are often true
I'm glad you let me come an' sing my songs to you
And I'm happy that I find
That I could almost read your minds!



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Perry Como - Definitive Collection

  1. Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes
  2. Wanted
  3. Idle Gossip
  4. Papa Loves Mambo
  5. Tina Marie
  6. Juke Box Baby
  7. Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)
  8. More
  9. Glendora
  10. Magic Moments
  11. Catch A Falling Star
  12. Kewpie Doll
  13. I May Never Pass This Way Again
  14. Moon Talk
  15. Love Makes The World Go Round (Yeah Yeah)
  16. Mandolins In The Moonlight
  17. Tomboy
  18. I Know
  19. Delaware
  20. Caterina
  21. It's Impossible
  22. I Think Of You
  23. And I Love You So
  24. For The Good Times
  25. Walk Right Back
  26. I Want To Give (Ahora Que Soy Libre)
  27. The Wind Beneath My Wings
  28. Can't Help Falling In Love
  29. You Light Up My Life
  30. Prisoners Of Love (Live)
  31. Some Enchanted Evening
  32. No Other Love
  33. Kiss Me And Kiss Me And Kiss Me
  34. Door Of Dreams
  35. Temptation
  36. Empty Pockets (Filled With Love)
  37. (They Long To Be) Close To You
  38. This Is All I Ask
  39. Yesterday
  40. Here There And Everywhere
  41. Love Don't Care
  42. My Cup Runneth Over
  43. My Days Of Loving You
  44. In The Still Of The Night
  45. I've Got You Under My Skin
  46. If I Could Almost Read Your Mind (Live)
  47. The Best Of Times
  48. One Little Candle
  49. You Are Never Far Away From Me