The song If I Could Almost Read Your Mind is performed by Perry Como in the album named Definitive Collection in the year 2000 .
1970
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If I could read their minds
I kind of think I'd see
A lot of little questions there concerning me
For instance . . .
Has he aged, or did he lose weight?
I think I read somewhere that he's 38!
He hasn't lost his hair, he could stand a little dye!
He looks relaxed up there but what's he like inside?
How does old perra-la unwind?
I could almost read their minds!
From my publicity
I'll bet you'd like to know,
If I'll stay awake thru the entire show?
You wonder what's beneath that florida tan
Deep down inside is he . . .
A dirty old man?
What does it really take to make him lose his cool?
Does he go anywhere without that tired stool?
Does he notice girl's behinds?
I can almost read your minds!
It doesn't take a guy equipped with esp
To see what's cookin' with your curiosity!
Is "mister nice guy" just a press agent's pitch?
His dearest friends say he's a . . .
You never thought you'd see me in las vegas 'live'
I haven't played a "club" since 1885!
It's spelled out in dollar signs ( you better believe it! )
I can almost read your minds!
1980
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If I could read your minds
I kind of think I'd see
A lot of little questions there concerning me
For instance . . .
Has he aged, or did he put on weight?
I think I read somewhere that he's 38!
He hasn't lost his hair, but he could stand a little dye!
Looks relaxed up there but what's he like inside?
How does old perra-louch unwind?
I can almost read your minds!
From my publicity
I'll bet you'd like to know,
If I'll stay awake thru the entire show?
You wonder what's beneath that florida tan
Deep down inside is he . . .
A dirty old man?
You wonder what it takes to make him lose his cool?
Does he have "holy" water in his swimming pool?
Would he pinch a girl's behind?
It doesn't take a guy equipped with esp
To see what's goin' with your curiosity!
Is "mister nice guy" just a press agent's pitch?
His dearest friends say he's a . . .
Now this may sound cliché, but clichés are often true
I'm glad you let me come an' sing my songs to you
And I'm happy that I find
That I could almost read your minds!
Perry Como - Definitive Collection
Definitive Collection
- Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes
- Wanted
- Idle Gossip
- Papa Loves Mambo
- Tina Marie
- Juke Box Baby
- Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)
- More
- Glendora
- Magic Moments
- Catch A Falling Star
- Kewpie Doll
- I May Never Pass This Way Again
- Moon Talk
- Love Makes The World Go Round (Yeah Yeah)
- Mandolins In The Moonlight
- Tomboy
- I Know
- Delaware
- Caterina
- It's Impossible
- I Think Of You
- And I Love You So
- For The Good Times
- Walk Right Back
- I Want To Give (Ahora Que Soy Libre)
- The Wind Beneath My Wings
- Can't Help Falling In Love
- You Light Up My Life
- Prisoners Of Love (Live)
- Some Enchanted Evening
- No Other Love
- Kiss Me And Kiss Me And Kiss Me
- Door Of Dreams
- Temptation
- Empty Pockets (Filled With Love)
- (They Long To Be) Close To You
- This Is All I Ask
- Yesterday
- Here There And Everywhere
- Love Don't Care
- My Cup Runneth Over
- My Days Of Loving You
- In The Still Of The Night
- I've Got You Under My Skin
- If I Could Almost Read Your Mind (Live)
- The Best Of Times
- One Little Candle
- You Are Never Far Away From Me