Cookin'

I didn't find out I was a coward till I ran away Didn't think I was a hypocrite till I tried to pray Didn't realize I was lost till I started lookin' I didn't know how much I love you till I tasted your cookin' I didn't know I was a cheat till I fixed the deck Didn't felt like a petty larcenist till I forged a check Didn't think I could hardly read till I stated bookin' I didn't know how much I love you till I tasted your cookin' For your garlic flavored steak I'd suffer nightmares For your mashed potatoes, I'd even dig the dirt For your roast beef, I'd even get a haircut And to keep the larder full, I'd even work Didn't know I was a good liar till I wrote this song But sometimes I like to get stoved more than you Despite the fact there's no cook quite as good lookin' Didn't know how much I loved you till I tasted your cookin' Didn't know how much I loved you till I tasted your cookin' I didn't know how much I love you till I tasted your cookin'