Carlene

I was lousy at math, failed historian Carlene was the valedictorian I was quarter back in the back of cla*ses She was the whiz kid in horned rim gla*ses It's been a long time since I've been around Since I stepped foot on my old stomping ground I ended up by the old school yard And this red head pulled up in a blue sports car and said "I bet you don't remember, I guess it's been forever" It took a second to put it all together and I said Ooh la la la la la looking good Carlene Woh my my my my my times been good to you If you know what I mean, and girl you glitter like Hollywood Good God Carlene you sure are lookin' good And she said, "Hop in let's go for a spin Tell me whatcha been doing boy and where you been" I said, "I write songs, you probably didn't know and I Finally got a couple out on country radio" She said, "What a switch, ain't life funny I've got a P H D now I'm modeling for money" Imagine little miss 4.0 just smiling for the camera on the cover of vogue I said, "You've come a long way since graduation" Let me say without reservatition You've surpa*sed everyone's expectations now Ooh la la la la la looking good Carlene Woh my my my my my times been good to you If you know that I mean, and girl you glitter like Hollywood Good God Carlene you sure are lookin' good I said, "I hope to see you again someday" She said, "Another ten years is too long to wait" And pick me up at my my momma's at eight And I said Ooh la la la la la looking good Carlene Woh my my my my my times been good to you If you know that I mean Ooh la la la la la looking good Carlene Woh my my my my my times been good to you If you know what I mean Ooh la la la la la looking good Carlene Woh my my my my my times been good to you If you know what I mean Alright, Carlene you're lookin' good baby Alright