Halley's Comet

Halley's Comet, I-said-a Halley's Comet How could you know that I lived in a desperate world? How could you dream that we were all made out of stone? What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof? What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof? Knock on my windows, link up the chains It's gotta be easy, no splinters no pain It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti And I love meatballs so you better be ready I'm going down to the central part of town I'm going down to the central part of town Central part of town, I'm going down I'm going down to the central part of town ( "Halley's Comet" over doo-wop ) What did I do? And don't be blamin' eat my cashew For everything I do to get the story And everything I do to pull me in And everything I say to get the title But when they use it on me I reject it What would you do if you ate my daddy's shoes? What would you say if it was naturally for you? How would you feel if it rained on ??? How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo? I'm sinking down, it's a glorious feeling To make a big difference, my body is reeling Even Carl Sagan can't shine my shoes `Cause I know deep inside it's got to ??? (mighty fine something) I'm going down to the central part of town I'm going down to the central part of town I'm going down, central part of town I'm going down to the central part of town