Corporal Clegg

Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg He won it in the war In nineteen forty four Corporal Clegg had a medal too In orange, red and blue He found it in the zoo Dear, oh dear, oh Are they really sad for me? Dear, oh dear, oh Will they really laugh at me? Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him Missus Clegg, another drop of gin Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain He's never been the same No one is to blame Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream From her Majesty, the Queen His boots were very clean Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him Missus Clegg, another drop of gin? Corporal Clegg Corporal Clegg All right men -- in you go! Corporal Clegg