Let's Get Ugly

She says I'm a bum, she says I'm a rogue It's my style, my third rate backstreet vogue She says that I'm fat, I say that she's thin It's 1987 and ugly is in If we're in your street, all girls and guys Will run like hell for hair and hide So don't get down if you're not so lovely It's 1988 - time to get ugly Should be a crime to be that ugly She's a real ugly lady - U! The ugliest in the world - G! You know I don't mean maybe - L! So won't somebody tell me - Y! It should be a crime to be that ugly Ugly, oh yeah, she's my ugly girl Ugly, oh yeah, tailor-made for another world Ugly, oh yeah, seems to wear it well Ugly, oh yeah, we suit each other well "Hot as hell, hot hot hot as hell" She likes to get down, she likes to get dirty We like to fool around like Pinky and Perky A roll in the mud never hurt this pig It's 1989 and ugly is in We steal our style from the bargain bin A style pig sty is the state we're in So don't get down if you're not so lovely It's 1990 - time to get ugly Should be a crime to be that ugly She's a real ugly lady - U! I mean ugly, ugly, urghhh - G! You know I don't mean maybe - L! So won't somebody tell me - Y! It should be a crime to be that ugly "Hot as hell" Rockman rock! Yo! Go! "Do one more" "Hot hot hot as hell" And it should be a crime to be that ugly Ugly "...Precisely"