Back Porch

Happy with no teeth Happy here in hibernation Slurpin' on a peach Starin' at the situation Kitty on my foot Meowin' out a conversation Rockin' back and forth That's my only destination Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that Got a two string on my lap Total subsonic vacation Got chicken on the drums Poundin' out a perfect prescription Got twenty little worms I'll plug in some amplification Got fifteen hundred base drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys All arriving at the station Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that I'm sittin on the back porch, kickin' my legs back Rockin' in my rocking chair, sittin' there On a little back porch is about to fall apart So I think I might repair it Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it Some little friends come along With some two string, one string, no string guitars And they all plug 'em all in to the back porch And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs They kickin' back feelin' real good Real fine, real full of the wine And everything's fine, everything's beautiful Everything's great, I just feel so good You know I'm seventy years old And I'm slurpin' everything through a straw, but I'm an Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that