Long Gone Geek

Weird goings-on at the county jail Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail He's strapped down to a swivel chair Trying to swivel right out of there Pin-striped sweet's in cell 15 Convinced his self it's all a dream He's got a pet black tabby cat That carries a gun and wears a stetson hat The door flies open, in strides geek Looking like the front page of newsweek He says to lou in a voice of glee, 'what's the matter, ain't you glad to see me? ' Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up As green as a leaf in a tea-cup When on to geek's back jumps a stetson-hatted cat Which breaks geek's neck like he was a rat Long gone geek!