Let Me Entertain You

Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen I would like to say hello Are you ready for some entertainment? Are you ready for a show? Gonna rock gonna roll you Get you dancing in the aisles Jazz and a razzmatazz you With a little bit of style C'mon let me entertain you Let me entertain you let me entertain you I've come here to sell you my body I can show you some good merchandise I'll pull you and pill you I'll crueladeville you And to thrill you I'll use any device We'll give you crazy performance We'll give you grounds for divorce We'll give you piece de resistance And a tour de force of course We found the right location Got a lot of pretty lights The sound and amplification listen Hey if you need a fix if you want a high Stickells see to that With Elektra and EMI We'll show you where it's at So c'mon Let me entertain you let me entertain you Let me entertain you Just take a look at the menu We give you rock a la carte We'll breakfast at Tiffany's We'll sing to you in Japanese We're only here to entertain you If you wanna see some action You get nothing but the best The S and M attraction We've got the pleasure chest Chicago and New Orleans We get you on the line If you dig the New York scene We'll have a son of a bitch of a time C'mon Let me entertain you let me entertain you Let me entertain you tonight