It Should've Been Me

As I pa*sed by a fine hotel I saw a little girl, she sure looked swell I gave her the eye, I tried to carry on That big black Cadillac pulled up, huh, she was gone It should've been me with that real fine chick It should've been me with that real fine chick Oh, that should have been me Driving that Cadillac A little later on, five minutes past And I saw a lady, she had a lot of cla*s I was trying to write her name down in my book Her husband pulled out, give me one of them Hot real dirty looks It should've been me with that real fine chick It should've been me with that real fine chick The moral of the story is that it Being her chaperone Down in the corner was this real sharp cat Had a 300 dollar platform shoes and a 100 dollar cowboy hat He was standing on the curb by a fancy Buick down the floor And this voice from inside says "Come on sugar, let's go" It should've been me with that real fine chick It should've been me with that real fine chick By now you know who that should have been Driving that Dynaflow I hate to get heavy but listen to this I ate some fish 'n' chips, I felt okay I pa*sed by a fancy cafe I saw a man eating one of them T-bone stakes He hollered, gracious stand by the side feeling him, Lordy It should've been me with that real fine chick It should've been me with that real fine chick Where was I? I was standing outside with ice cream and cake It should've been me with that real fine chick It should've been me gettin' my natural kick That should have been me Rubbin' on with a chick