Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

On a chicken farm just downstream in Oakridge TN A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator Inside that chicken coop they always kept the tv on Said the programs helped the chicks to grow, kept to keep them calm As poor little chickens put that heavy water down their gullets The Kung Fu show was on the air something happened to those pullets They began to grow, and grow, with that Kung Fu show locked in their brains That's the only way we can explain Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Big as a house strong as the d**kens Anything they want is easy pickings for Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens One said his name was Fricasee, the other Cordon Bleu The third was Cacciatore, and the fourth they just called Stew They could have been dangerous having grown so big on heavy water But they decided to live their lives on the side of law and order Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Roosters Bad guys won't have it easy like they use ters They come with Tae Kwan Do and all the fixins Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Yeah we were all just down at the barn holding the auction so we wouldn't lose the farm. When all of a sudden these four big pullets with black scarves around their foreheads come over that hill yonder and surrounded them bankers and pecked 'em on the head and dropped 'em like green persimmons. Yeah, then they went down there to the bottom 40 and started scratching around like chickens is wont to do. Before you know it they'd plowed that whole field ready for planting. Yeah, they saved our farm. Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Big as a house strong as the d**kens Anything they want is easy pickings for Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens Hey, cockle doodle dude