Wiggles & Ritalin

Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars Chorus: If only Dad would have spanked me instead Of dopin me up and messing with my head I might have turned out to be a regular guy But its all that I know and I gotta get high So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine Chorus So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos I sit around on my a*s smokin gra*s and watchin cla*sic cartoons Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos