Everybody's Drunk

Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk in here Tonight's the night We're gonna get plastered Pissed off Maybe even get laid, too Booze on your breath Always makes girls horny So come on boys, let's CHUG A FEW! Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk, oh yeah People pouring In the front door Most of them I've never seen in my life I hear the sound of Windows breaking Who just lit the Couch on fire?! Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk tonight! And if you're coming here... Don't forget to have Yourself a beer! There's two girls Throwin' up in the bathroom A good friend holds your head back When you puke Tonight's the night So grab your whatever Lift your something Here's a toast to you! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK! OH! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK! OH WAIT WE'RE ALREADY... DRUUUUUNK! Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's druuuunk Everybody's drunk, hoorah! Fa la la la laaa la la! ([Scott:] Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time...a*sholes.) ([Dan:] Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face!) ([Aaron:] Say, I don't feel so good...) (Get 'im a trash can!) ([Aaron:] -urp- There is no trash can!)